A blog about writing; ‘how original’ you’re thinking. Well, you’re right. It’s not original – ‘The most efficient way to blog a book’, ‘From blogging to published book’, ‘How to blog your book’, ‘Please don’t blog your book’, it seems when you type ‘writing a novel blog’ into the internet, the list goes on, and on, and on…except apparently it is more original than I thought to write a blog about actually writing a novel. As in, a first person account of attempting to do so, as opposed to just writing about how to write a book and how to become immensely successful in the process.
You see I love writing. Well I love words really. I am what you may call a ‘logophile’. I love reading them, speaking them, and of course, writing them. I think I always have. If I had a ‘super power’ (a purely selfish one, just for me not the ‘greater good’) it would be to be able to communicate in any and all languages across the world. Being in a situation where I cannot communicate my thoughts, my feelings, or be able to tell a story or understand one, is a type of hell for me whenever I encounter it. You know those people who say ‘actions speak louder than words’? Well I’m not one of them. I truly believe words can induce joy, fear, peace, war, and all the states of being in between. A picture may speak a thousands words, but without an understanding of the words those looks speak, the looks themselves are meaningless.
I started writing a diary at the age of 7; I didn’t stop until I was 15. I wrote letters to my friends, I sent my family postcards. I chose English Literature for A Level and if I’d done better I probably would have done an English degree. This of course was my first and not my last, mistake. In choosing to study English the subject soon lost its lustre. Choosing English Literature and studying other people’s novels as opposed to studying my own language, which would have given me a far better grounding to write my own novels, quashed my creativity and with it my enthusiasm. I have always been an avid reader of books, and this has never stopped, but the seedling of an idea I suppose I have always had within me to write my own, did. For a while at least.
So I took a degree in Philosophy, because why not? I graduated and got a job in TV, because, why not? Writing wasn’t going to earn me money and put food on my plate, and anyway, no one ever actually became successful through their writing did they? Not whilst they were still alive anyway. Apart from J.K. Rowling and she wrote about wizards – everyone loves wizards. So the writing took a back seat. Well in a sense. I mean I have started several books in my relatively short life, but I have never finished any of them. The furthest I have got is to approximately 17,000 words, which by anyone’s standards is at least 43,000 words off of a novel. It’s barely a novelette.
So staring down both barrels of the ’30th birthday’ gun, and bored with starting things I never finished, I set myself a goal: to write a book. A whole one. It didn’t matter if it was crap, it didn’t matter if it never got published, never saw an agent, never netted me a penny. The goal was to finish. I suppose it’s how some people feel about running a marathon. Except you see I don’t write for some higher purpose. I’m not sure that what I write is any good and would want to be read by anyone other than me, and maybe not even then. I write simply because I enjoy doing so. I write because when I’m sat in front of a computer tapping away on a keyboard and catch a glimpse of a reflection in my screen I see this half smile that appears to be constantly etched on my face. I write because it makes me feel content in a way that nothing and no one else ever has. I write because when I’m writing and so far only when I’m writing, do I feel at my most authentic. How I feel about writing reminds me of a quote I read once about travelling by a man called Andy Hayes; ‘Decide how you want to feel, and go wherever it takes to feel that way’. I know how I feel when I write is how I want to feel. So I write. I am writing and this is going to be a blog about it.
So now if you’re anything like me, you’re thinking to yourself ‘Then just write. Why are you bothering with the blog?’. Well, I suppose the reason is three fold: 1) It is weirdly cathartic to do so, because it is a struggle. I mean I love writing, but that doesn’t mean I find it easy. Plus people love reading about other people struggling, that’s just a given 2) People also like reading funny things. I have a feeling my attempts at writing this novel will inevitably lead me into some ridiculous and (for the reader if not for me) potentially amusing situations. Much like the time I went for a group interview in Radio (what are THEY all about?!). These may prove especially hilarious if, heaven forbid, I do attempt to get aforementioned agent and/or try and get whatever the product of my writing might be, published 3) and now I come to the most important of all the reasons (make of me what you will) but if I put out into the public sphere that I’m writing a book, then I actually have to write one. I have no qualms in admitting that by making this public I am aiming to shame myself into finishing. It is quite possibly the only way that this book will get finished, because although I love writing, I am terribly lazy and extremely easily distracted. It’s not a great combination for a writer. (I have looked at social media at least 3 times during the course of this entry alone, checked my phone more times than I could tell you, read my horoscope – I shouldn’t force the hand of destiny this week if you’re curious – and made two cups of tea).
So I’m hoping this is an undertaking that can work both for writer and reader. In return I promise I will not be ‘blogging my book’, this is not a platform for me to ‘get recognised’, indeed I anticipate a total of approximately four followers (mum, dad, sister, uncle) perhaps the odd life coach (cos frankly they’ll follow anyone), and the occasional visit from someone who is looking for a legitimate blog telling them how to get recognised with their novel and who will end up clicking away in a mix of disappointment and quite possibly confusion. No, I will share my endeavours with you, in return for knowing you’re all just out there and at a click of a button could actually end up reading this, thinking things like ‘she’s only on 17,001 words, it’s been 9 months. I could have procreated and produced an entire child in that amount of time’. Essentially I am writing this blog under the threat of judgement, because there is only one thing I hate more than I love writing and that is being judged.
So I’m starting this blog 15,250 words in to the latest book. Mainly because I like round numbers and that’s a good one. I set myself the ‘goal’ to finish nearly a year ago on the eve of moving my entire life to the other side of the world. I am starting this blog on the eve of moving it all back. My life that is, not the world. That would be weird as well as making no sense. When I set my goal, I gave myself a year. I am at least 44,750 words off of a finished novel. The year is 9 days from being up. You can see why I need this blog. I’m not suggesting I will finish in 9 days – that way madness lies – but I would like to give myself another 6 months, which I believe to be a more realistic time frame for 44,750 words. (surely?!)
So there it is. Here I am. I have only one more thing to preface this with. The button to my letter ‘e’ recently fell off* my keyboard. Considering I’ve lost the (easy) use of the most common vowel in the English language, it’s making the task ahead all the more daunting. So if you ever see one missing, don’t judge me for it.
*I may have pulled it off myself when I was slightly over aggressively cleaning.